“- Recruiter: What if I told you we can cure your cancer? And what's more, give you abilities most mean only dream of? - Wade: I'd say that you sound like an infomercial, but not a good one, like Slap Chop. More Shake Weight-y.”
Jed Rees - Recruiter
Ryan Reynolds - Wade
“For years the government has been wisely coercing teenagers to buy products they normally wouldn't want, just to get their money.”
Eugene Levy - Eugene Levy
“Kids today aren't dumb. They're not gonna buy just anything. That's why the government has been planting small subliminal advertising suggestions in today's rock music.”
Eugene Levy - Eugene Levy
The new slogan now is "Diamonds: Render her speechless". Why don't they just go ahead and say it? "Diamonds: That'll shut her up... for a minute".
Ron White - Ron White
“Coca-Cola is by far the world's number one soft drink and they spend more money than anybody on advertising. I guess that's how come they stay number one.”
Reese Witherspoon - Tracy Flick
“Imagine a miracle of space and time. Imagine yourself transported from Earth to Jupiter, four hundred million miles, in just sixty exciting days. Impossible? Not if you're on the new queen of the White Star Lines, the incredible Arcturus.”
Michael Chain - Additional Voices
