“- Moe Greene: I got a business to run. I gotta kick asses sometimes to make it run right. We had a little argument, Freddy and me, so I had to straighten him out.
- Michael Corleone: You straightened my brother out?
- Moe Greene: He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time! Players couldn't get a drink at the table!”

Alex Rocco - Moe Greene
Al Pacino - Michael Corleone

“- Butch Coolidge: I think I cracked a rib.
- Fabienne: Giving me oral pleasure?
- Butch Coolidge: No, retard, from the fight.”
Bruce Willis - Butch Coolidge
Maria de Medeiros - Fabienne

“I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else.”
Dermot Mulroney - Nick Mercer

“You don't deserve a penis!”

Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“- Darkwolf: If you're gonna kill the Ice Lord, boy, you better learn to live with pain.
- Larn: Ice Lord? You mean you're fighting Nekron?
- Darkwolf: Him and his mother, that wolf bitch, Juliana.”
Steve Sandor - Darkwolf
Randy Norton - Larn