“- Sally Jackson: I've always dreamed of being a big hit singer.
- Dorian Montier: Oh, can you sing?
- Sally Jackson: No, that's why they call them dreams.”
Drew Barrymore - Sally Jackson
Luke Wilson - Dorian Montier

“Under British law, singing badly is not a crime.”
Oscar James - Miguel

“- Will: Is there anything she can't do?
- Matt: She can't sing. Not a note. Sounds like a coyote in a trash compactor.”

A.J. Buckley - Will
Derek Hamilton - Matt

“Like that song? I wrote that for you. I'm gonna sing it at your funeral.”

Mark Collie - Harry Heck

“If there's one thing to learn it's you just can't go wrong, if you follow your heart, and end with a song.”
Eric Idle - Narrator