“No such thing as bad student, only bad teacher. Teacher say, student do.”
Pat Morita - Miyagi

“I'm a teacher. All I need are minds for molding.”
Jack Black - Dewey Finn

“- Ralphie: [giving his teacher a fruit basket instead of just an apple] I thought you might like something different.
- Ralphie as an Adult: [narrating] Yes, clearly, a little bribe never hurts.”
Peter Billingsley - Ralphie
Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult

“- Mrs. Teevee: Loompaland? There's no such place.
- Willy Wonka: Excuse me, dear lady, but...
- Mrs. Teevee: Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of geography.
- Willy Wonka: Oh, well, then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is.”
Nora Denney - Mrs. Teevee
Gene Wilder - Willy Wonka

“- Professor Stephen Malley: You know, professors aren't teachers, they're salesman.
- Janine Roth: Okay, so what do you sell?
- Professor Stephen Malley: You, to you.”
Robert Redford - Professor Stephen Malley
Meryl Streep - Janine Roth