“- Ronnie: Are you all right?
- Brandi: Physically yes, but psychologically? No!”
Seth Rogen - Ronnie
Anna Faris - Brandi

“Samuel, this is a loaded gun. This is very dangerous. Never, ever touch a loaded gun. I'm gonna take the bullets out. Now it's safe. I don't want you to get hurt. I don't mean to yell at you, I just don't want you to get hurt.”

Harrison Ford - John Book

“- Grace McKenna: I don't want to go to Mexico, Bobby. I want to stay with you. Don't you think I care about you?
- Bobby Cooper: I think you're a lying, backstabbing, psycho bitch... and one day you'll kill me. But it's nice to know you care.”
Jennifer Lopez - Grace McKenna
Sean Penn - Bobby Cooper

“Remember the story of Icarus, whose father gave him wings of wax. Warned him not to fly too close to the sun. But the exhilaration was too great. So he flew higher and higher, until the sun melted his wings, and he fell into the sea. The US Army is not an irresponsible father. So they gave us wings of hot Pennsylvania steel, guaranteed not to melt.”

Samuel L. Jackson - Preston Packard

“- Shane Detorre: Don't you ever think about anyone other than yourself?
- Frank Detorre: I think about you all the time.
- Shane Detorre: Were you thinking about me when you packed me a fried Slim Jim sandwich for lunch?
- Frank Detorre: Yeah, it was a turkey Slim Jim!”
Elena Franklin - Shane Detorre
Bill Murray - Frank Detorre