“It's not about doing the things you love, it's about doing things with the one you love!”
Vince Vaughn - Gary Grobowski

“- Beth: I want someone to eat cheese with.
- James Aaron: That's what I want! That's so simple. That's perfect. Although I'd probably prefer rice pudding. I love - I'm telling you, you have no idea what you're missing. It's so good.”
Sarah Silverman - Beth
Jeff Garlin - James Aaron

“- Ted Hanover: I like it here... with you and Linda.
- Jim Hardy: And we love having you. When are you leaving?”
Fred Astaire - Ted Hanover
Bing Crosby - Jim Hardy

“- Meryl Burbank: You let me out, Truman. You're not right in the head. You want to destroy yourself you do it on your own.
- Truman Burbank: I think I'd like a little company.”

Laura Linney - Meryl Burbank
Jim Carrey - Truman Burbank

“- Keller Coleman: Grandpa, you need me to take care of you.
- Keller's Grandfather: Horse hockey! I got ten widow ladies just achin' for you to get out of here so they can take good care of me. I ain't gonna' let you spoil it by stayin'.”
Breckin Meyer - Keller Coleman
Wayne Tippit - Keller's Grandfather