It's dad's fault if I'm ignorant, because he never tells me about anything useful. If you ask him why Beethoven is so wonderful, he says stuff like "Beethoven is the sound of God, talking in his sleep".
Robert Norman - Fraser

“It's a man's duty to instruct a woman in all subjects.”
Dennis Morgan - Wyn Strafford

“They're the wrong things that seem right at the time... but... uh... even though the right things may seem wrong sometimes, or sometimes the wrong things... may be right at the wrong time, or vice versa.”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket

“- Astrologer: But she loves the blind man.
- Jaffar: Do you call the lisping of two children in the garden love? Love she has yet to learn and I have yet to teach her.”

Hay Petrie - Astrologer
Conrad Veidt - Jaffar

“Experience teaches unless eyewitness present, every murder case is long shot.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan