“- Kevin: I'll never get the chance to meet Robin Hood again.
- Randall: Oh, stop moaning. He's obviously a dangerous man, unbalanced if you ask me. Giving away what isn't even his!”
Craig Warnock - Kevin
David Rappaport - Randall

“A Republican stands up in congress and says 'I got a really bad idea!' and the Democrat stands up after him and says 'And i can make it shittier!'.”
Lewis Niles Black

“If I want to go to a party with a few male friends, it doesn't mean I'm gay.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

“If people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.”
David Cross

“I'll vote for whoever is the Democrat. That's all I need to know.”
Seth Rogen