- Barbara: In the "sex club" we only talk about sex, we don't actually do it.
- Lenny: That's okay, I would not want to get anyone pregnant.
- Alice: Oh, you don't have to worry about that. Barbara can't get pregnant, she has not started her period yet.
- Barbara: Hey!
- Lenny: ...What?
Allie Spiro Winn - Barbara Sabatini
Ryan Merriman - Lenny Levine
Amy Braverman - Alice Moran

“Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die.”
Aaron Eckhart - Chad

“Save a little craziness for menopause!”

Woody Allen - Larry Lipton

“It's my first day as a woman, already it's that time of the month.”

John Cameron Mitchell - Hedwig

One night there was something in my pants, like blood. My mom said, "Oh, hell, your period". This is where all the trouble starts. She was right.
Christina Ricci - Elizabeth