“I worried that I'd look like a dope when they curled my hair for the part of Manuel, and it didn't help any when Joan Crawford yelled from her car on the lot one day 'Hey, look who's here. It's Harpo Marx'.”

Spencer Tracy

“Now listenhere, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!”

Terence Stamp - Bernadette

“These days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding like rabbits.”
Terence Stamp - Bernadette

“- Felicia: There goes the transsexual, last seen heading south. We called her Bernie, but her real name was...
- Tick: Adam?”
Guy Pearce - Felicia
Hugo Weaving - Tick

“- Doug Remer: That's a dude.
- Squeak Scolari: No way, you're just saying that because you want her for yourself.
- Doug Remer: No dude, I'm saying that because she's a guy.
- Squeak Scolari: That's impossible. Just look at her. She's got the cutest little upturned nose, the softest lips. The sweetest Adam's apple.”
Trey Parker - Doug Remer
Dian Bachar - Squeak Scolari