“Don't look so hurt, Alan. I fucked you, I fucked Andrew, I fucked Frank. That's what I do; I fuck. And it made me 8 million dollars!”

Madonna - Rebecca Carlson

“All you want to talk about is money, let's talk about love, and sex... forget love, let's just talk about sex.”

Alexander Godunov - Max Beissart

“I wanna make money, get laid every night. I wanna do it all right fucking now.”
Victor Rasuk - Tony

“By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch.”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Ophelia

“- Doug Remer: Your bed is over here.
[indicates a dog bed]
- Squeak Scolari: Dude, that is so fuckin' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that?
- Joe Cooper: Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.”
Matt Stone - Doug Remer
Dian Bachar - Squeak Scolari
Trey Parker - Joe Cooper