“- Emmy: Mother, I don't want to settle down. I want to do things, I want to invent things, I want to try things that nobody's ever tried before... I want to fly.
- Emmy's Mother: Sure and I want to smoke and tell your father to go to hell!”
Kim Cattrall - Emmy
Phyllis Newman - Emmy's Mother

“- Benny: What do you want to be? Are you gonna be like a farmer or something?
- Marcus: I guess I could be a farmer.
- Benny: Yeah, I wanted to be a cop. But now that we steal so much, it's probably not a good idea.”
Carlo Alban - Benny
Brendan Sexton III - Marcus

“Let me tell you something about women, Wayne. They want you to come get them. They love it.”
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar

“- Terry Barkley: What's wrong?
- Bobby James: Nothing's wrong. I just don't understand you. You comin' on so strong and all. What do you want from me?
- Terry Barkley: What does any woman want from a man?”
Linda Blair - Terry Barkley
Jim Bray - Bobby James

“What do women want? I mean, I can't figure it out. They want us to ask; they, they don't want us to ask; they want us to make a move, not make a move. They want us to be on bottom; they want us to be on top. Use hair products, don't use hair products. What do you people want?”
Harry Connick Jr. - Daniel