“- Glauren: What I need right now is heavy metal music, hard drinking, mayhem, shit you can't offer me right now, okay Ryan?
- Ry: Who are you? You don't even like fast music, you don't even drink.”
Jennifer Rivell - Glauren
Ryan Dunn - Ry

“A flashlight was a moonbeam. A pen was an ink stick. My mouth was a cum receptacle. A bed was a rack. A wall was a bulkhead. A shirt was a blouse. A tie was still a tie, and a belt a belt. But many other things would never be the same.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford

“For a long time I've been walking down life's road with my two pals, Bad Luck and Bad Choices. Fortunately I'm a big believer in new beginnings, new friends, and running from my problems.”
Owen Wilson - Jack Ryan

“The most terrifying day of your life is the day the first one is born. Your life, as you know it is gone. Never to return. But they learn how to walk, and they learn how to talk and you want to be with them. And they turn out to be the most delightful people you will ever meet in your life.”

Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“- Joanna Eberhart: Bobbie! Bobbie... this isn't you...
- Bobbie Markowitz: That's right! This isn't me, it's a whole new me. I'm happy, and I'm healthy, because I understand what's important in life.”
Nicole Kidman - Joanna Eberhart
Bette Midler - Bobbie Markowitz