“Debbie won the lottery. But I guess so did 400,000 other people, so she only won, like, $17.”
Jennifer Aniston - Grace Connelly

“- Coach Bailey: Let's remember we got a game to win! Where's Taylor?
- Assistant Coach Zimmer: He's praying.
- Coach Bailey: Tell him to pray over here!”

Dennis Farina - Coach Bailey
Richard Jenkins - Assistant Coach Zimmer

“- Steve Dodds: This is great I never win at checkers.
- Mike Donnelly: Well, it's kinda easy to win when you never move your back row!”
David Spade - Steve Dodds
Chris Farley - Mike Donnelly

“First prize at the World Series of Poker is a million bucks. Does it have my name on it? I don't know. But, I'm gonna find out.”
Matt Damon - Mike McDermott

“In this sort of race, there's no silver medal for finishing second.”

Sir Sean Connery - Professor Henry Jones