“My dreams are a cruel joke. They taunt me. Even in my dreams I'm an idiot... who knows he's about to wake up to reality. If I could only avoid sleep. But I can't. I try to tell myself what to dream. I try to dream that I am flying. Something free. It never works...”
Tom Cruise - David Aames

“- The Coachman: I'm collecting stupid little boys.
- J. Worthington Foulfellow: Stupid little boys?
- The Coachman: The disobedient ones who play hooky from school.”
Charles Judels - The Coachman
Walter Catlett - J. Worthington Foulfellow

“- Henry Lowndes: Are you stupid enough to believe that I'd leave you here with my wife?
- Bill Cardew: Your wife?
- Henry Lowndes: Or anybody's wife?”

Melvyn Douglas - Henry Lowndes
Fred MacMurray - Bill Cardew

“- Smokey Adams: Did you ever go to school, stupid?
- Pomeroy Watson: Yeah, and I come out the same way.”
Bud Abbott - Smokey Adams
Lou Costello - Pomeroy Watson

- Pvt. Aloysius K. "Smacksie" Randall: The dumber those guys get, the more stripes you get.
- Pvt. Joe Doyle: You oughta look like a zebra.
William Bendix - Pvt. Aloysius K. "Smacksie" Randall
Robert Preston - Pvt. Joe Doyle