“Great news: both my legs are broken so they can't take me right to jail.”
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede

“Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on in the hood.”

Ice Cube - Doughboy

“It's finding the center of your story, the beating heart of it, that's what makes a reporter. You have to start by making up some headlines. You know: short, punchy, dramatic headlines.”
Gordon Pinsent - Billy Pretty

“There's still so many things I don't know. If a piece of knotted string can unleash the wind, and if a drowned man can awaken, then I believe a broken man can heal. Headline: Deadly storm takes house, leaves excellent view.”
Kevin Spacey - Quoyle

“- Bernie White: What about something fun? Don't we have anything fun today?
- Henry Hackett: Nazis marching in New Jersey.
- Lou: There you go.
- Bernie White: Nazis are a barrel of laughs.”
Robert Duvall - Bernie White
Michael Keaton - Henry Hackett
Geoffrey Owens - Lou