“- Peggy Blane: I thought it was an accident. Why are you asking me all these weird questions?
- Sgt. Rita Pompano: Are my questions weird, Detective Rollins?
- Rollins: Rude, maybe, but not weird.”
Mary-Louise Parker - Peggy Blane
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Sgt. Rita Pompano
Ray McKinnon - Rollins

“- Sheriff Ike Slayton: Now I'm just gonna ask you one more time. Where did he take the hostages?
- Smitty: Why don't you eat shit and die?
- Sheriff Ike Slayton: That was rude, Smitty! Don't you think, Billy?
- Billy: Extremely rude!”
Brad Davis - Sheriff Ike Slayton
Lou Ferrigno - Smitty
Ken Foree - Billy

“- Tony Manero: [bringing a can of paint to a customer] Okay, how much painting you planning on doing?
- Paint Store Customer: After these two rooms, I wouldn't paint my wife's ass purple.
- Tony Manero: What color is it now?
- Paint Store Customer: [offended] You wanna know what color my wife's ass is?”
John Travolta - Tony Manero
Robert Costanzo - Paint Store Customer

“I don't know what they taught you in France, but 'rude' and 'interesting' are not the same things.”
Meg Ryan - Kate

“- The Cable Guy: Hi! Is there a problem with your service?
- Steven M. Kovacs: Yeah, my cable is out.
- The Cable Guy: Really? So you call me? Ha, funny how you call when you need something. Is that how you treat people?”
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy
Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs