“- Sheriff Ike Slayton: Now I'm just gonna ask you one more time. Where did he take the hostages?
- Smitty: Why don't you eat shit and die?
- Sheriff Ike Slayton: That was rude, Smitty! Don't you think, Billy?
- Billy: Extremely rude!”
Brad Davis - Sheriff Ike Slayton
Lou Ferrigno - Smitty
Ken Foree - Billy

“- Peggy Blane: I thought it was an accident. Why are you asking me all these weird questions?
- Sgt. Rita Pompano: Are my questions weird, Detective Rollins?
- Rollins: Rude, maybe, but not weird.”
Mary-Louise Parker - Peggy Blane
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Sgt. Rita Pompano
Ray McKinnon - Rollins

“- Peg: Good morning Joyce. Avon calling.
- Joyce: Well Peg, have you gone blind? Can't you see there's a vehicle in my driveway?
- Peg: Yes.
- Joyce: Well don't you know that means I'm busy?”
Dianne Wiest - Peg
Kathy Baker - Joyce

“Minimumwage for a maximum loser!”
Alexandra Holden - Lulu

- Billy: She's the only girl that makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time. When I'm not with her... I'm not living. I'm only existing until I can hold her in my arms again.
- Jessica: [sighs]
- Jake: "Gay, gay, gay, gay."
Matthew Lawrence - Billy
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Eric Christian Olsen - Jake