“- Sam Emerson: Got a problem, guys?
- Edgar Frog: Just scoping your civilian wardrobe.
- Sam Emerson: Pretty cool, huh?
- Alan Frog: For a fashion victim.”
Corey Haim - Sam
Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog
Jamison Newlander - Alan Frog

“Did he also make you dress like a slutty dolphin trainer?”

Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“We need a little less Forever 21 and a little more Suddenly 42.”

Amy Poehler - Maura Ellis

“- Maura Ellis: We are on the way to a shelter to give people this party food.
- Brinda: Oh, is that why you're dressed like the homeless?”
Amy Poehler - Maura Ellis
Maya Rudolph - Brinda

“- Moly: You guys are top-flight security, best in the whole wide world. You have to defend this whole place with your own lives.
- Day-Day: And I'd die for this shit too. ”
Maz Jobrani - Moly
Mike Epps - Day-Day