“Christ, Sally! You are such a good person. Capital G! By God you are... you are so much better than I am. I am no goddamn good at all. And you... you are truly a good person. Like a fucking saint!”

James Coburn - Glen Whitehouse

“- Abby: If I was a guy, I think women would, like, line up to go out with me. I'm smart. I have a good sense of humor. I make a great living.
- Noelle: I'd fuck you.
- Abby: Thank you, honey. I know you would.”
Janeane Garofalo - Abby
Uma Thurman - Noelle

“- Carla: Hi, cutie!
- Adam: What? Are you talking to me?
- Diane: Yeah, don't you think you're sexy?
- Adam: Oh my god! All the time!”
Sheila Kennedy - Carla
Perry Lang - Adam
Kathy Ryan - Diane

“If you want to be with someone who doesn't appreciate what a good thing he's got that's 100% your business.
I just thought you'd be smart enough to know you deserve better.”
Mario - Miles Darby

“You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good.”

Will Smith - Jay