- Peepers: Snipes, you think you're so superior.
- Snipes: "Thuperior"; nice lisp!
- Peepers: My lisp elevates and isolates me and makes me a rare specimen.

Sandy Duncan - Peepers
Eddie Deezen - Snipes

“- Niki: Look, how important do you think sex is?
- Jake VanDorn: Not very.
- Niki: Then we're just alike. I mean, you think it's so unimportant that you don't even do it. I think it's so unimportant that I don't care who I do it with.”
Season Hubley - Niki
George C. Scott - Jake VanDorn

“All you want to talk about is money, let's talk about love, and sex... forget love, let's just talk about sex.”

Alexander Godunov - Max Beissart

“- Black: You run your mouth too much. You learn to control your mouth, you might could fuck both of 'em.
- Blue: I don't wanna fuck both of 'em.”

Master P - Black
Anthony Johnson - Blue

The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy". She said, "Why did you say that twice?". I said, "I didn't". See, 'cause of the echo.

Shane Black - Hawkins