- Peepers: Snipes, you think you're so superior.
- Snipes: "Thuperior"; nice lisp!
- Peepers: My lisp elevates and isolates me and makes me a rare specimen.

Sandy Duncan - Peepers
Eddie Deezen - Snipes

“- Niki: Look, how important do you think sex is?
- Jake VanDorn: Not very.
- Niki: Then we're just alike. I mean, you think it's so unimportant that you don't even do it. I think it's so unimportant that I don't care who I do it with.”
Season Hubley - Niki
George C. Scott - Jake VanDorn

“Terri likes to talk to me during sex. Last night she called me from the hotel.”
Gary Sinise - Commander Kevin Dunne

“- Adam: What do mean you can get me laid?
- Eve: Uh, can we talk about that a little later?
- Adam: Of course.
- Eve: Great.”
Brendan Fraser - Adam
Alicia Silverstone - Eve

“I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
[Veronica turns and walks away]
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.”
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy