“I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.”
Dean Martin

“It's the most amazing feeling to hold your child in your arms.”
Chris O'Donnell

“- Dorian Montier: I'd like to be the father-to-be.
- Sally Jackson: You can't be the father and the brother! That's the kind of thing that messes kids up!”
Luke Wilson - Dorian Montier
Drew Barrymore - Sally Jackson

“- Edna Maverick: It really wasn't that easy for him growing up. Like I said before, he never really knew his father.
- Cody Maverick: I'm not really the person to ask about it, truthfully, because I was too young to remember. I'm not the only kid on the island whose dad was eaten.”
Dana Belben - Edna Maverick
Shia LaBeouf - Cody Maverick

“I know every kid thinks his dad is invincible.”
Kurt Russell - Steve Stronghold