“- Rosco Bigger - Fang: Drink your juice yet?
- David Leary: No, why?
- Rosco Bigger - Fang: 'Peed in it.”
Tom Arnold - Rosco Bigger - Fang
Rick Moranis - David Leary

“My life is over, that's it. But while all ya'll are out here livin' yours, sitting around talking about the nigger who lost it back in high school, you make sure you tell them the truth. You tell them I loved that girl! I did! But I got played!”
Mekhi Phifer - Odin James

“They're making a mockery of my words, man. This whole thing is turning out to be a theatrical mockery.”
Mark Borchardt - Filmmaker

“Don't kid a kidder, kid.”
Steve Buscemi - Happy Franks

“Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.”

Michael Douglas - Steven Taylor