“- Ray Kroc: What's your name?
- Leonard Rosenblatt: Leonard. Leonard Rosenblatt.
- Ray Kroc: Rosenblatt? What's a Jew doing selling Catholic bibles?
- Leonard Rosenblatt: Making a living.”
Michael Keaton - Ray Kroc
Andrew Benator - Leonard Rosenblatt

“- Pops: What's goin' on in there? Lotta folks out here need to use the restroom!
- Kermit the Frog: Well, we're developing these pictures, we'll be out as soon as we finish. We're trying to catch a jewel thief.
- Fozzie Bear: A jewel thief!
- Pops: Well, catch him in another room, people are dancing up and down on one leg out here!”

Jerry Nelson - Pops
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Jabez Stone: Money's a funny thing ain't it, Ma?
- Ma Stone: I figure it depends a mite on how you get it and how you spend it.”
James Craig - Jabez Stone
Jane Darwell - Ma Stone

“We're gonna make a fortune with this place.”

Martin Ferrero - Gennaro

“- Linda Lee: I want you to come with us.
- Bruce Lee: Forget it. I worked in America for ten years and what did it get me? It got me nothing.
- Linda Lee: It got you me.”

Lauren Holly - Linda Lee
Jason Scott Lee - Bruce Lee