“- Elvin Clyde: Who did you go as?
- Peter Appleton: A horny young man.”
Bob Balaban - Elvin Clyde
Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton

“People think that we're nothing but a generation of losers. Sitting on our butts, playing video games and watching MTV. That's not true!”
Sergio Di Zio - Steve Nisser

“- Trevor Garfield: Your whole way of life is bullshit! Macho is bullshit!
- Cesar: It's all I got!”
Samuel L. Jackson - Trevor Garfield
Clifton Collins Jr. - Cesar Sanchez

“- Sigmund 'Siggy' Marvin: I mean, my dad just dropped me in the water, without warning me first. I mean, I nearly drowned! My whole life flashed before my eyes!
- Bob Wiley: Wow, you're lucky you're only twelve.
- Sigmund 'Siggy' Marvin: It was still grim.”
Bill Murray - Bob Wiley
Charlie Korsmo - Sigmund 'Siggy' Marvin

“- Doctor: What are you doing here, honey? You're not even old enough to know how bad life gets.
- Cecilia Lisbon: Obviously, doctor, you've never been a 13 year old girl.”
François Klanfer - Doctor
Hanna Hall - Cecilia Lisbon