“These aren't your friends. They like you because you're buying them drinks. People like you don't have friends.”
Ryan Gaul - Bartender

“Friends don't pressure friends to sleep with them.”
Rene Russo - Nina Romina

“- Ygor: You cannot take my friend away from me. He's all that I have. Nothing else. You're going to make him your friend and I'll be alone.
- Ludwig Frankenstein: It will be as I say or he must be destroyed.”

Béla Lugosi - Ygor
Cedrick Webster Hardwicke - Dr. Frankenstein

“- Jerry Manning: Must get lonely here.
- Cemetery Gatekeeper: No, I have many friends... but they don't bother me with talk.”
Dennis O'Keefe - Jerry Manning
Brandon Hurst - Cemetery Gatekeeper

- Chon Wang: There you are. Need anything?
- Roy O'Bannon: A whole lot of "leave me alone".
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon