“Stay the fuck away from the girl, or else I'll beat you with my nut sack!”
Phil Schmeidel - Billy

- Pauline: What does "broccoli" mean?
- Frannie: Depends on the context. Pubic hair or marijuana. It's a noun.
- Pauline: And "Virginia"?
- Frannie: Vagina. As in: "He penetrated her Virginia with a hammer".
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Pauline
Meg Ryan - Frannie Avery

- Mark: We're talking permanent erection here. There's a medical term for that. Isn't there?
- Steven Carter: Uh, Yeah..."Sad Bastard".
Patrick Nielsen - Mark
Ben Silverstone - Steven Carter

“- Tori: I am so glad I got waxed today.
- Karen: Ugh, me too. What did you get?
- Tori: The Bald Eagle.
- Karen: I got the Bermuda Triangle.
- Lisa: The Landing Strip.
- Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I got the Buckwheat.”
Jessica Cauffiel - Tori
Busy Philipps - Karen
Jennifer Carpenter - Lisa
Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland

“All my life I had to fight. I had to fight my daddy. I had to fight my uncles. I had to fight my brothers. A girl child ain't safe in a family of men, but I ain't never thought I'd have to fight in my own house!”
Oprah Winfrey - Sofia