“- Pinocchio: What's a conscience?
- Jiminy Cricket: What's a conscience! A conscience is that still small voice that people won't listen to. That's just the trouble with the world today.”
Dickie Jones - Pinocchio
Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket

- Judy Molloy: I'll just leave you to your thoughts, ok?
- Simon Foster: I haven't got any thoughts. I'm just staring vacantly into space while a distant voice in the back of my head goes, "Oh, shit!" like a car alarm in the middle of the night.
Gina McKee - Judy Molloy
Tom Hollander - Simon Foster

“I spend so much time thinking about all the answers to the problem... That I forget what the problem actually was.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“- Hedley Lamarr: Think of your secretary...
[the pen goes straight in]
- Governor William J. Le Petomane: Thank you. That's a good one.”

Mel Brooks - Hedley Lamarr
Mel Brooks - Governor William J. Le Petomane

“- Neil Clarke: I could solve every problem in the world!
- Dennis: Have you thought this thing through?”
Simon Pegg - Neil
Mojo - Dennis the Dog