“We have a whole life to live together, but it can't start until you call.”
Miranda July - Christine Jesperson

“- Lois Einhorn: Listen, Pet Dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
- Ace Ventura: Well, I am not really ready for a relationship now, Lois. But thank you for asking.”
Sean Young - Lois Einhorn
Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura

“I've been living my life, okay? I've been in good relationships and I've been in shitty ones... and I've moved a lot... and I've been happy, and I've been sad... and I've been lonely... and that is what I've been doing.”
Jennifer Aniston - Polly Prince

“- Mooj: Life is about people. It's about connections.
- Andy: It's all about connections.
- Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.
- Andy: Yeah.
- Mooj: And butthole pleasures.”
Gerry Bednob - Mooj
Steve Carrell - Andy

“I wonder how some people could be such a necessary part of one's life one day and simply vanish the next. Isn't it supposed to last?”
Josh Charles - Eddy