“I know I'm old enough to be his mother, but when the Duck laid that kiss on me last night, I swear my thighs just went up in flames! He must practice on melons or something.”
Annie Potts - Iona

“My job is to basically beat the shit out of you for the next 5 days, and whoever is still standing at the end, maybe we'll use for our scout teams. You'll be running the oppositions plays week in and week out. The greatest value to us is we don't care whether you get hurt.”

John Beasley - Coach Warren

“- Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
- Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
- Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl, mate.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Orlando Bloom - Will Turner

“- Danny Ocean: The house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet and you bet big, then you take the house.
- Rusty Ryan: You've been practicing this speech, haven't you?”
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan

“- Michelle Flaherty: Good Jim. Oh, you're making me wet.
- Jim Levenstein: Holy shit, really?
- Michelle Flaherty: No, I was just saying that so you could practice.
- Jim Levenstein: 'course.”

Alyson Hannigan - Michelle Flaherty
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein