“Remember folks, every man has his tale of woe. Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tale.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Wally Sparks

“Life is filled with goodbyes, Eve, a million goodbyes, and it hurts every time.”

Debbi Morgan - Mozelle Batiste Delacroix

“People think that foot pain is a fact of life, but life is actually better than that.”
John Hawkes - Richard Swersey

Most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die". I disagree. I think life sucks. Then you get cancer. Then you go into chemotherapy. You lose all your hair, you feel bad about yourself. Then all of the sudden the cancer goes into remission, and then all of the sudden you have a stroke. You can't move your right side. And then, maybe, you die.
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“There are two constants in life: death and pain.”
Allan Medina - Ponch