“You have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card!”

Will Ferrell - Buddy

“- Adam: You know what they say - Chick's got a veil, dude better bail.
- Johnny: If she covers her face, pick up the pace.
- Iggy: She's afraid to show it. She's... probably not very attractive.”
Nicolas Cowan - Adam
Ernie Reyes Jr. - Johnny
Rob Schneider - Iggy

“Faces are a doddle compared to tits and ass. No hairline.”
Jim Broadbent - Dr. Jaffe

“That's the thing with girls. They grew up and break your heart.”
Sam Shepard - Arthur Chambers

“- Frank: This is what women feel like when they give birth.
- Daniel: Yeah, except my hand kind of hurts.”

Rufus Sewell - Frank
Tom Hollander - Daniel