“Surf Ninjas” quotes

Movie Surf Ninjas
Title Surf Ninjas
Year 1993
Director Neal Israel
Genre Comedy, Sport, Adventure, Family, Action
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Plot – A hot and talkative surfboarder from Southern California goes to Asia. Here, he wants to get his throne and his prince’s crown back.
All actors – Ernie Reyes Sr., Ernie Reyes Jr., Nicolas Cowan, John Karlen, Rob Schneider, Oliver Mills, Jonathan Schmock, Neal Israel, Vladimir Parra, Brandon Karrer, Dathon Aragon, Phillip Bayless
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  • “- Mac: Iggy, you know, what you need is a professional listener.
    - Johnny: He visits the School shrink every day.”

    John Karlen - Mac
    Ernie Reyes Jr. - Johnny
  • Something happened, I don't know what it is, but now every time I say "What if" about something it comes true, and back there I said "What if the the house blows up?", and it blew up! Wow, I have this tremendous responsibility! What if I lose this power? Oh no, I just said "What if I lose this power?". Damn it, I had it, then I lost it!
    Rob Schneider - Iggy
  • “- Adam: Kwantsu Dudes!
    - Johnny: Wow, they really must like that word.
    - Adam: Yeah, it probably means like... free beer, or something.”

    Nicolas Cowan - Adam
    Ernie Reyes Jr. - Johnny
  • “- Mac: Boys, how many times do I have to tell you, no Van Halen until after I've had my Coffee.
    - Johnny: But we've already had ours.”

    John Karlen - Mac
    Ernie Reyes Jr. - Johnny
  • - Zatch: Something not even money can buy: the knives of Kwantsu.
    - Iggy: Knives? Oh yeah, seriously. That's something money can't buy. Knives. Once I went to a cutlery store and said "Here's $100,000, can I buy a knife?". They said, "No. Money can't buy knives". Gee, I guess that's why you hardly ever see any of 'em around.

    Ernie Reyes Sr. - Zatch
    Rob Schneider - Iggy
  • “I just want you to know that I felt completely safe in your arms, and I never said that to a man before.”

    Rob Schneider - Iggy
  • “- Johnny: How did you get out of those hand cuffs?
    - Lt. Spence: I had a key.
    - Johnny: Where, we searched you?
    - Lt. Spence: I swallowed it last Tuesday.
    - Adam: How'd you know you were gonna need it?
    - Lt. Spence: I swallow it every Tuesday.”

    Ernie Reyes Jr. - Johnny
    Tone Loc - Lieutenant Spence
    Nicolas Cowan - Adam
    [Tag:escape, need, swallows]
  • “- Adam: You know what they say - Chick's got a veil, dude better bail.
    - Johnny: If she covers her face, pick up the pace.
    - Iggy: She's afraid to show it. She's... probably not very attractive.”

    Nicolas Cowan - Adam
    Ernie Reyes Jr. - Johnny
    Rob Schneider - Iggy
    [Tag:face, ugliness, women]
  • “- Johnny: While in Patusan, guests of The Revolution stay at the Mecrob Hilton.
    - Iggy: That's the Mecrob Hilton. Serving strange things in shells since 1207.”

    Ernie Reyes Jr. - Johnny
    Rob Schneider - Iggy
    [Tag:guests, hotel]
  • “Johnny, look. All my life I've done what's expected of a traditional Patusani girl. And who do my parents think they are, telling me who I'm going to marry? I'll decide who I'm going to marry, not them! That is if I marry. I mean that was a really swell kiss and all, but I just didn't want to hurt your feelings about the marriage thing. But we...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Kelly Hu - Ro-May
  • “- Adam: Dad, remember the guy you said that would come if we didn't eat our vegetables? He's here!
    - Johnny: No, that's not the Boogieman, it's a homicidal killer.”

    Nicolas Cowan - Adam
    Ernie Reyes Jr. - Johnny