“- Ace Ventura: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious. And the pottery is lovely.
- Ouda: It's made from guano.
- Ace Ventura: Guano! Why's that sounding so familiar?
[Ace Ventura starts licking the remains of the fruit paste from the bottom of the bowl]
- Fulton Greenwall: Bat droppings.”
Jim Carrey - Ace Venura
Maynard Eziashi - Ouda

“- Sebastian: I think there was a pea under my pillow.
- Henry: I'll look into it, Sir.”

Robin Dunne - Sebastian Valmont
Clement von Franckenstein - Henry

“Now, listen carefully. Lord Denethor is Boromir's father. To give him news of his beloved son's death would be most unwise. And do not mention Frodo, or the Ring. And say nothing of Aragorn either. In fact, it's better if you don't speak at all, Peregrin Took.”

Sir Ian McKellen - Gandalf

“You're slamming my door like some kind of gorilla on a football field!”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Tre Styles

“What are you doing man? This is hand to hand combat not a bloody tea dance!”
Joe Renton - Gary Poulson