“- Royal Tenenbaum: Look, I know I'm going to be the bad guy on this one, but I just want to say the last six days have been the best six days of probably my whole life.
- Narrator: Immediately after making this statement, Royal realized that it was true.”

Gene Hackman - Royal Tenenbaum
Alec Baldwin - Narrator

“- Newland Archer: You gave me my first glimpse of a real life. Then you asked me to go on with the false one. No one can endure that.
- Ellen Olenska: I'm enduring it.”
Daniel Day-Lewis - Newland Archer
Michelle Pfeiffer - Ellen Olenska

“- Sam: So how's your life?
- Karen: Oh, great. How's yours?
- Sam: Not so great.
- Karen: Oh, we're telling the truth.”
Tom Berenger - Sam
JoBeth Williams - Karen

“All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.”
Woody Allen - Harry Block

“Never forget what took me a lifetime to learn: you have only one heart, be true to it.”
Angelina Jolie - Sarah Jordan