“She's out of my bed, but still in my head.”

Charlie Sheen - Zane Zaminsky

“- Carola: Preston and I are celebrating the tenth anniversary of the night we first met.
- Margaret: You mean when you thought he was gonna push you up against the wall and rape you?
- Carola: Yes, darling.”
Rae Dawn Chong - Carola
Nicolle Rochelle - Margaret

“- Kathryn: He likes you.
- Cherie Claymon: How do you know he likes me?
- Kathryn: I can see it in his eyes.
- Cherie Claymon: So what do I do about it?
- Kathryn: You're gonna have to let him fuck you.”
Amy Adams - Kathryn Merteuil
Keri Lynn Pratt - Cherie Claymon

“- Wanda Gershwitz: You just wanted to get me into bed.
- Archie Leach: I fell in love with you.
- Wanda Gershwitz: How come you dumped me then.
- Archie Leach: I wasn't rich enough, remember.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Wanda Gershwitz
John Marwood Cleese - Archie Leach

“- Leo Bloom: Oh, Max. Max, she's fantastic. The most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I've never felt this way before. It's like a volcano erupting inside of me... like hot lava rising higher and higher and - What is that, Max? What is it?
- Max Bialystock: It's called an erection. It's either that or malaria.”
Matthew Broderick - Leo Bloom
Nathan Lane - Max Bialystock