“Even if a husband lives 200 hundred fucking years, he'll never discover his wife's true nature.”
Marlon Brando - Paul

“- Jeff Dunham: Do you believe in reincarnation?
- Walter: Hell, I don't know.
- Jeff Dunham: Well, if it happens, who would you come back as and what would you do?
- Walter: I would come back as my wife and leave me the hell alone!”
Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham - Walter

“- George Peatty: Tell me something, will you, Sherry. Just tell me one thing. Why did you ever marry me, anyway?
- Sherry Peatty: Oh, George, when a man has to ask his wife that; well, he just hadn't better, that's all.”
Marie Windsor - Sherry Peatty
Elisha Cook Jr. - George Peatty

“Hiding from my wife, hiding from my manly obligation, our love nest had become a stud farm.”
Kevin Bacon - Jake Briggs

“- Chloe Steele: Turn that up.
- Raymie Steele: Mom said to turn it down.
- Chloe Steele: You always do what you're told?
- Raymie Steele: Yeah, you should try it sometime.”

Janaya Stephens - Chloe Steele
Jay Manchester - Raymie Steele