“- Jack Grace: What kind of movies do you prefer, the ones with the sad endings or the happy ones?
- Claire Harrison: The sad ones definitely. I like movies that make me cry.”
Adrien Brody - Jack Grace
Charlotte Ayanna - Claire Harrison

- Ernie: Come on Bert, what kind of movie has a sad ending?
- Bert: "Titanic". "Titanic" had a sad ending.
Steve Whitmire - Ernie
Frank Oz - Bert

“It's gone forever, that funny young, lost look I loved won't ever come back. I killed that when I told you about Rebecca. It's gone. In a few hours, you've grown so much older.”

Laurence Olivier - "Maxim" de Winter

“- Josh: Doesn't it make you feel sad inside?
- Sam: Genetically altered inside. I'm all metal and wires. It's cold. I don't feel things the way you do.”
Jacob Tierney - Josh
Noah Fleiss - Sam

“- Jack Belston: Why'd you come up?
- Beth Warden: Because I wanted to be sad. Now I'm sad.”
Bill Paxton - Jack Belston
Diane Lane - Beth Warden