“Valium, prozac, and ritalin. Breakfast of champions.”
Christopher Lambert - Lou

“I noticed the other morning you didn't order any breakfast. I wasn't sure if that was because you weren't a breakfast eater... or becuase you thought I was gonna kill you.”

Christian Slater - Lewis Farrell

“It's really amazing, you know, no matter how little milk you pour on the bowl, there's always some left at the end, so you have to pour more cereal or slurp the milk like you're some kind of a dog, I won't take it, I'd rather be dead!”

Steve Oedekerk - Thane Furrows

“Order some breakfast! It's the most important meal of the day. You should take better care of yourself.”

Gene Hackman - David Brice

- Chip: Mom, are you a serial killer?
- Beverly R. Sutphin: The only "serial" I know anything about is Rice Krispies.
Matthew Lillard - Chip
Kathleen Turner - Beverly R. Sutphin