“Stay in this business long enough and every street leads to a place you'd like to forget, every case brings back memories of what you should have done and what might have been, and every skirt reminds you of another woman... or, if you've got it bad enough, the same woman.”

Jack Nicholson - Jake Gittes

- Robin Hood: As my first order of business, I would like to appoint a new Sheriff... my friend Ahchoo.
- Crowd: A black sheriff?
- Blinkin: He's black?
- Ahchoo: And why not? It worked in "Blazing Saddles".
Cary Elwes - Robin Hood
Mark Blankfield - Blinkin
Dave Chappelle - Ahchoo

“Rough business, this movie business. I'm gonna have to go back to loan-sharking just to take a rest.”
John Travolta - Chili Palmer

“There might have been good movies if there had been no movie industry.”
David O. Selznick

“I wonder why your story never wavers from exactly the same words. It suggests either that you have an extraordinary memory... or you're telling the plain, unvarnished truth.”

James Stephenson - Howard Joyce