“In the past few hours you have broken perhaps a dozen school rules. There is sufficient evidence to have you both expelled. Therefore, it is only fitting that you both receive... special Awards for Services to the School.”

Richard Harris - Albus Dumbledore

“- Miss Evelyn Togar: What do you have to say for yourself, young lady?
- Riff Randell: I've seen the errors of my ways. I'd just like to say to all students everywhere that you may think the school is yours for a while, but it's always run by the principal and her administration.”
Mary Woronov - Miss Evelyn Togar
P.J. Soles - Riff Randell

“- Mr. Funderberk: These are the rules, listen carefully: no smoking, no drinking, no drugs, no sex, no cheating, no lying, no gambling, no matches.
- Tim Dunphy: No, shit!
- Mr. Funderberk: No swearing.”
Timothy Crowe - Mr. Funderburk
Shawn Hatosy - Tim Dunphy

“- Tom Foyle: From now on, you're going to Sunday School every Sunday. Rain or shine, you're going.
- Kitty Foyle: But why, Pop?
- Tom Foyle: It'll be giving you a little Christian upbringing. A sense of values.”
Ernest Cossart - Tom Foyle
Ginger Rogers - Kitty Foyle

“- Pinocchio: I'm going to school.
- J. Worthington Foulfellow: School. Ah, yes. Then perhaps you haven't heard of the easy road to success. No? I'm speaking, my boy, of the theater!”
Dickie Jones - Pinocchio
Walter Catlett - J. Worthington Foulfellow