“- Mr. Funderberk: These are the rules, listen carefully: no smoking, no drinking, no drugs, no sex, no cheating, no lying, no gambling, no matches.
- Tim Dunphy: No, shit!
- Mr. Funderberk: No swearing.”
Timothy Crowe - Mr. Funderburk
Shawn Hatosy - Tim Dunphy

“In the past few hours you have broken perhaps a dozen school rules. There is sufficient evidence to have you both expelled. Therefore, it is only fitting that you both receive... special Awards for Services to the School.”

Richard Harris - Albus Dumbledore

“- Miss Evelyn Togar: What do you have to say for yourself, young lady?
- Riff Randell: I've seen the errors of my ways. I'd just like to say to all students everywhere that you may think the school is yours for a while, but it's always run by the principal and her administration.”
Mary Woronov - Miss Evelyn Togar
P.J. Soles - Riff Randell

“- Mum: But you've not been to school all week, son.
- Alex: Got to rest, mum. Got to get fit. Otherwise I'm liable to miss a lot more school.”
Sheila Raynor - Mum
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Silas P. Silas: Those look like they're still in high school, yo.
- Jamal King: If there's grass on the infield, play ball!”
Method Man - Silas P. Silas
Redman - Jamal King