“- North: Where the hell are my parents?
- Winchell: North, did you say the word 'hell'? The summer's really broadened you.
- North: Winchell, I've got exactly 10 minutes to find my parents and if you don't tell me where they are, I'll show you how the summer's broadened me you little asshole!”
Elijah Wood - North
Matthew McCurley - Winchell

“- James Cole: I was supposed to be 1996.
- Louie: Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better. You're lucky you didn't end up in ancient Egypt!”
Bruce Willis - James Cole
Harry O'Toole - Louie

“- Tony Manero: [bringing a can of paint to a customer] Okay, how much painting you planning on doing?
- Paint Store Customer: After these two rooms, I wouldn't paint my wife's ass purple.
- Tony Manero: What color is it now?
- Paint Store Customer: [offended] You wanna know what color my wife's ass is?”
John Travolta - Tony Manero
Robert Costanzo - Paint Store Customer

“I don't know what they taught you in France, but 'rude' and 'interesting' are not the same things.”
Meg Ryan - Kate

“- The Cable Guy: Hi! Is there a problem with your service?
- Steven M. Kovacs: Yeah, my cable is out.
- The Cable Guy: Really? So you call me? Ha, funny how you call when you need something. Is that how you treat people?”
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy
Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs