“- Violet Newstead: Blackmail, oh that sounds good! What could we get on him?
- Judy Bernly: A sex scandal! Take a picture of him in bed with a prositute.
- Doralee Rhodes: No, who'd care?
- Violet Newstead: Yeah, Hart would just buy up all the copies and then distribute them as Christmas cards.”

Lily Tomlin - Violet Newstead
Jane Seymour Fonda - Judy Bernly
Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes

“Blackmail isn't so pure nor so simple, and it brings a great deal of trouble to a great many people before it's through, and we know how to deal with it in our part of the world. And, sometimes, the blackmailer finds himself in jail at the end of it!”

C. Aubrey Smith - Colonel Julyan

“There are only three ways to deal with a blackmailer. You can pay him and pay him and pay him until you're penniless. Or you can call the police yourself and let your secret be known to the world. Or you can kill him.”
Edward G. Robinson - Professor Richard Wanley

“- Ordell Robbie: I hate to be the kinda nigga does a nigga a favor, then bam, hits a nigga up for a favor in return. But I'm afraid I got to be that kinda nigga.
- Beaumont Livingston: Whatchu mean?
- Ordell Robbie: I need a favor, nigga!”
Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie
Chris Tucker - Beaumont Livingston

“- Chartog: I am Chartog, guardian of the river. I know the way across, and I will tell you. You just have to... kiss me.
- Julie: Ugh... No way!
- Chartog: What's the matter, my precious? Don't you find me attractive?”

Terrence Scammell - Chartog
Julie Strain - Julie