“- Nanny: He claimed to have the power to return from the dead.
- Dr. Tart: They say the wookalars have the power to return from the dead, too, and they only have a brain the size of a pea.
- Inspector Winship: In that case, you'd have a hard time getting into the group.”

Grace Zabriskie - Nanny
Tim Conway - Dr. Tart
Don Knotts - Inspector Winship

“Being Prime Minister, I could just have him murdered. The SAS are absolutely charming. Ruthless trained killers are just a phone call away.”

Hugh Grant - The Prime Minister

“- Artemus Gordon: The collars around our necks! They contain powerful magnets! As long as we can outrun the blades, we'll be fine!
- James West: Gordon! How long does it take for a magnet to lose its power?
- Artemus Gordon: About four hundred years!”

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon
Will Smith - James West

“Power is dangerous.”
Rod Steiger - Kallin

“- Dr. Henry 'Hank' McCoy: Have you even begun to think what a slippery slope you're on?
- The President: I have. And I worry about how democracy survives when one man can move cities with his mind.”
Kelsey Grammer - Dr. Henry 'Hank' McCoy
Josef Sommer - The President