“Count my money or party with bitches. Hundred and fitties or big ass titties. Count the green or get in between those titties.”
Jacob Vargas - Joker

“Money and women. The reasons for make most mistakes in life.”
Irrfan Khan - Police Inspector

“Why are women so uptight? They've got half the money and all the pussy.”
Gary Busey - Dell

“- Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
- Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
- Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?”
Ron Livingston - Peter
Diedrich Bader - Lawrence

“- Sonny Koufax: Don't worry about me making money. I'm in love with a woman who makes plenty of it. She'll be my sugar mamma.
- Homeless Guy: I gotta get me one of those.”
Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax
Steve Buscemi - Homeless Guy