“- Wayne: I'm in a related field.
- Judith: Really? What is it?
- Wayne: Pest and rodent removal.
- Judith: How is that related?
- Wayne: We both help people.”

Steve Zahn - Wayne
Amanda Peet - Judith

“Many young men who should be able to move out simply can't. It's called failure to launch.”

Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula

“- Kevin Flynn: Hey Ram, what were you, you know, before?
- Ram: I was an actuarial program. Worked for a big insurance company. It really gives you a great feeling helping folks plan for their future needs. Of course, if you take the payments as an annuity over the years, the cost is really quite minimal.”
Jeff Bridges - Kevin Flynn
Dan Shor - Ram

“The kind of job where you take care of the people who rely on you for certain things. You stay out of their business, but you're also expected to know what's going on, so you can help. Plus, on the holidays you get big tips. I guess there's other benefits, too.”

Owen Wilson - Vann

“It's called making people feel good about themselves so that they'll cooperate with you and help you to do your job. You should try it some time.”

Al Pacino - Det. Frank Keller