“- Sully: Don't tell me she's pregnant.
- Carl Roebuck: Knocked up like a cheerleader. Eh, I suppose now you're going to want to be godfather.
- Sully: Hey... I can't be the father and the godfather. You got to goddamn do something.”

Paul Newman - Sully
Bruce Willis - Carl Roebuck

“I just wanna get you pregnant, you know? My daughter gonna come out like 11 pounds , twenty ounces, running, around the house with the doo doo pampers on!”
Tracy Morgan - Paul

“- Valerie Stowe: Anthony, I'm pregnant.
- Anthony Stowe: How could you forget to...
- Valerie Stowe: The baby isn't yours.”
Selina Giles - Valerie Stowe
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Anthony Stowe

“No more beer for Linda. Doubles for Jack, he's gonna be a father!”
Balthazar Getty - Ray Gauquin

“Natural childbirth means that no drugs will be administered into the female's body during the delivery. The father can have all he wants.”
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby