“- Carlos Delgado: Excuse me, but your boss... he invited both of us to dinner, man.
- Joel Keefer: That's because he thinks we're friends.
- Carlos Delgado: But we are friends.
- Joel Keefer: We are not friends!”
Fisher Stevens - Carlos Delgado
Daniel Stern - Joel Keefer

“As the producer, I can fire anybody I want, and I am fucking fired!”
Cary Elwes - John Houseman

“- Music: What the hell are those guys up to?
- Brennan: Going to work, what do you think?
- Music: At this hour?
- Brennan: Don't worry about it. Let it roll! They've got a hard ass for a boss, just like us.”
Gene Barge - Music
Ron Dean - Brennan

“- Vince: I realize that you don't care about your job, but I do.
- Zack: And I want to thank you for caring about my job, really.”
Dax Shepard - Vince
Dane Cook - Zack

“- Solomon Lane: [Ethan's phone rings twice] I have a job for you, Ethan, and for the sake of your friend you will do it.
- Ethan Hunt: I'm listening.
- Solomon Lane: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to bring me the unlocked disk by midnight tonight.”
Sean Harris - Lane
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt