“- Dave: What's my mom screaming about?
- Link: She's bumed cause I snaked her last bagel.”
Sean Astin - Dave
Brendan Fraser - Link

“Are you crazy? You don't feed a baby chili!”

Valri Bromfield - Doris

“Suppose your parents are unhappy with you. It's good for them. It develops character.”
Monty Woolley - Sheridan Whiteside

“The trouble with kids is they always figure they're smarter than their parents.”
William Demarest - Constable Edmund Kockenlocker

“Hey, you want some good parental advice? Don't listen to me.”

Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm