“- Dudley Smith: For the love of God, don't be a detective. Stick to assignments where you don't have...
- Ed Exley: Dudley, I know you mean well, but I don't need to do it the way you did. Or my father.”

James Cromwell - Dudley Smith
Guy Pearce - Ed Exley

“We never went to ballgames. The only sport my dad liked was yelling.”
Howard Stern - Himself

“- Larry Simpson: Theresa, your father... has he always had a one-track mind?
- Theresa Mazzetti: You know his bark is worse than his bite. He means well.
- Larry Simpson: I guess if I had a daughter as pretty as you are, I'd probably act the same way.”
Mark Harmon - Larry Simpson
Angela Cartwright - Theresa Mazzetti

“- Grandpa Sam: They're still your parents.
- Arthur Kirkland: No. You raised me. You put me through law school. You're a wonderful man, Grandpa. But your son is a shit.”
Lee Strasberg - Grandpa Sam
Al Pacino - Arthur Kirkland

“- Craig Wadsworth: My father, he gave me some advice, before I joined the regiment.
- Indian Bob: Was it good advice?
- Craig Wadsworth: Yes.
- Indian Bob: Did you follow it?
- Craig Wadsworth: No.”
Chris Noth - Craig Wadsworth
Bob Primeaux - Indian Bob