“I like being a pessimist. It helps me deal with my inevitable failure.”
Edward Burns - Barry McMullen

“My God, man. How long have I been here? Am I really awake, or am I just dreamin' I'm awake? How could my plans have gone so wrong?”
Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley

“It's amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus

“- Ivan Alexeev: Josh, losing those jobs is the best thing that ever happened to us! We're free to pursue our destiny!
- Josh Tager: What, abysmal failure?
- Ivan Alexeev: Negativity festers in you, man!”
John Cusack - Ivan Alexeev
Tim Robbins - Josh Tager

“Do you believe in premonitions? When a black wave breaks over you and you suddenly know something terrible's going to happen? In my ears was the screeching of brakes, of tires taking a wild curve, before my eyes, with the foot on the gas pedal, pressing it down.”
Charles Boyer - Georges Iscovescu